This weekend we travel again to London on the back of three defeats, three defeats without a single goal. Palace will be looking again to throw another spanner in our works and you can bet a scousers giro cheque that they will 'Park the bus' and hit us on the break.
And why not? it works and our glorious tactical genius Van Gaal seems to have no response to it other than trying to confuse the opposition by putting our top two strikers in midfield...and a fucking midfielder up front. Let's be honest if that tactic was used by Brenda Rogers or any other manager we'd in hysterics at how retarded he is. But no, you try making that point to the LvG luvvies and they say he needs time...though the same people never gave David Moyes time last season, odd that. Anyway, no doubt Rooney will start as LvG seems to be infatuated with Wayne, maybe it is his magical ability to grow fucking hair back but either way the gaffer needs to keep him away from the Midfield as we never seem the same when he is clogging his way around there. Valencia...for the love of God realise your left foot isn't just for fucking standing on. Probably one of the worst RB's I have seen at United which says something about LvG considering he is a poxy Right winger played regularly out of position, he drifts, goes wandering and has cost us many goals recently...another one who seems undroppable and players like Rafael seem to be super glued to the fucking bench. Though now Rafael is injured for the season so that saves LvG the hassle of choosing who to keep him company on the bench before he gets rid of him in the summer and replaces him with a RB of equal quality.
No Carrick, and how pathetic is it that a club our size doesn't tick without a 34 year old? I hope LvG sorts out our medical team next season as they seem to be undercover scousers and fucking deliberately crippling our players, huge injury lists are not an uncommon thing at United but it is surely time to question our methods now. If we are to limp over the line to 4th we need him back and quickly before Arsenal are all over us with the prospect of them raping us like Jimmy Saville in a disabled children's ward. Falcao needs to be rested from any aggravated movements that could injure himself such as going for a piss, so if LvG see's sense Rooney will be keeping him company on the bench and we can let RvP have a run at the Palace defence. RvP has been dire this season but at least on the weekend he looked like he wanted to score and tries to score and this should allow him another run out ahead of the misfiring Columbian and the granny basher, let alone Wilson getting a agame or two before seasons end. Di Maria seems like he has already left but nobody has got more assists this season and we have to hope something will spark in him and he'll produce the goods, especially as Young has used his ''five good games per season'' pass.
If the skip rats beat us to 4th then LvG has been an utter failure and should be escorted off the premises like the deviant that he is...Fergie once coined the phrase 'Squeaky bum time', no this is 'Turtle head time' and it starts this weekend at Palace, the scene that gave us so much joy 12 months ago when Liverpool left Selhurst Park in tears...happy memories...
And why not? it works and our glorious tactical genius Van Gaal seems to have no response to it other than trying to confuse the opposition by putting our top two strikers in midfield...and a fucking midfielder up front. Let's be honest if that tactic was used by Brenda Rogers or any other manager we'd in hysterics at how retarded he is. But no, you try making that point to the LvG luvvies and they say he needs time...though the same people never gave David Moyes time last season, odd that. Anyway, no doubt Rooney will start as LvG seems to be infatuated with Wayne, maybe it is his magical ability to grow fucking hair back but either way the gaffer needs to keep him away from the Midfield as we never seem the same when he is clogging his way around there. Valencia...for the love of God realise your left foot isn't just for fucking standing on. Probably one of the worst RB's I have seen at United which says something about LvG considering he is a poxy Right winger played regularly out of position, he drifts, goes wandering and has cost us many goals recently...another one who seems undroppable and players like Rafael seem to be super glued to the fucking bench. Though now Rafael is injured for the season so that saves LvG the hassle of choosing who to keep him company on the bench before he gets rid of him in the summer and replaces him with a RB of equal quality.
No Carrick, and how pathetic is it that a club our size doesn't tick without a 34 year old? I hope LvG sorts out our medical team next season as they seem to be undercover scousers and fucking deliberately crippling our players, huge injury lists are not an uncommon thing at United but it is surely time to question our methods now. If we are to limp over the line to 4th we need him back and quickly before Arsenal are all over us with the prospect of them raping us like Jimmy Saville in a disabled children's ward. Falcao needs to be rested from any aggravated movements that could injure himself such as going for a piss, so if LvG see's sense Rooney will be keeping him company on the bench and we can let RvP have a run at the Palace defence. RvP has been dire this season but at least on the weekend he looked like he wanted to score and tries to score and this should allow him another run out ahead of the misfiring Columbian and the granny basher, let alone Wilson getting a agame or two before seasons end. Di Maria seems like he has already left but nobody has got more assists this season and we have to hope something will spark in him and he'll produce the goods, especially as Young has used his ''five good games per season'' pass.
If the skip rats beat us to 4th then LvG has been an utter failure and should be escorted off the premises like the deviant that he is...Fergie once coined the phrase 'Squeaky bum time', no this is 'Turtle head time' and it starts this weekend at Palace, the scene that gave us so much joy 12 months ago when Liverpool left Selhurst Park in tears...happy memories...